G. W. Bush just LOOOOOOVES him some Osama bin'Laden....

Who won Campaign 2004? Maybe it was Osama bin'Laden. Dubya has finally 'fessed up about the fact that the bin'Laden tape that was released the Friday before the polling places opened was perhaps a teeny weeny bit advantageous for his being re-elected.

"I thought it would help remind people that if bin Laden doesn't want Bush to be the president, something must be right with Bush."

Oh, Osama. Your lips say no, no, but your eyes say yes, yes, yes.

Reverse psychology is the oldest trick in the book, and bin'Laden is a master of it. Perhaps he was only able to swing a few fearful people's votes into the Bush column, but that was enough. If you don't believe me, read the transcript from al'Jazeera. Read between the lines and see that the real take-home message of the speech was "re-elect my friend and partner in crime George W. Bush."

If one wasn't made hopping mad by Dubya and his kissing cousin Osama then, one would be mad now. Thanks a whole hell of a lot, you power mad fucks. How Brokeback of you two.