Yes, this is from the Weekly World News. But would that it was true...
The West Wing becomes the Arrest Wing.
“I’m sure our Founding Fathers never envisioned the day when the White House would become the Big House.”
-- Attributed by the WWN to a Wyoming Senator.
(However, I checked, and neither current US Senator from Wyoming is named Burt Stroud. The current Senators are Craig Thomas and Michael Enzi, both Repugnicans.)