From the eew, gross! files...

I'm not sure how many people know this, but Rush Limbaugh was able to get out of the draft because of a cyst in his ass. No, really, it's true.

Snopes.Com: Rush Limbaugh and the Million Dollar Cyst

If you have morbid curiosity about the nature of that cyst, here you go. It's safe for work, but do you really want your cow-workers getting the idea you have a pilonidal cyst? Eew!

For other tales of how pro-war blowhards managed to escape military service, visit The Chickenhawk Database.