I avoided the Inaugural just fine, but I didn't avoid hearing about the speech. According to the Brattleboro, VT, US Reformer, Dubya used the word "Freedom" 27 times and "Liberty" 15 times.

All I can think of is Inigo Montoya, cringing as Vizzini misuses the word "Inconceivable" for the umpteenth time.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."