And speaking of...er...beauty...(gag)

Bill Gates: Teen Heartthrob?

I have only three questions about this:
1.)What were the editors at Teen Beat smoking when they came up with this idea back in 1985?
(No, it's not 1983 as some have said, but 1985.)
2.)Did they give Bill some of it, hence the heshed-out, goofy look to his face?
3.)Can you still get any of it?

Although truth be told, we aren't doing so hot on the Open Source side regarding male pulchritude.