From the sound of one gland fapping department:

Wow. Slashdot now has a Personal Ad system, powered by Match.Com, no less. The only thing they're going to have to deal with is where to find women to join. There ain't a hell of a lot of them on Slashdot and I probably know most of them. And of course, they can't get me to join, I'm happily married. Eat your heart out, geekboys. ^_^